dear diary,
well...what a way to start off the new year with yet another good time with a wrong number phone call. by the way...this is blog 100 for me. as i prepare my lunch in the microwave, my cell phone rings. the caller ID says "unknown" so i know this has got to be a telemarketer...let the fun begin. luckily, my friend becky was sitting near by and so i was able to place the call on speaker phone so it can be witnessed. below is the conversation...
me: "hello?"
female voice: "is this antonio blah-blah-tinaz?"
me: "yes"
female voice: "i would like to ask you a few questions"
me: "i'm not wearing any pants"
female voice: "ok???"
me: "i like cheese"
female voice: "sir, you aren't by chance philapino?"
me: "pablo? come to florida"
female voice: "hello?"
me: "hello"
female voice: "hello, i'd like to ask you some questions"
me: "pablo? come to florida"
female voice: she started speaking in spanish to me...
me: i rambled useless jargin to her in response
she hangs up. tell me again why we don't want telemarketers to call us??? if anyone would like to purchase a recorder for me so i can have them at times of wrong numbers, i would be willing to accept it.
i love you,
maynard
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