dear diary,
today, i got beat up by a 10 year old autistic child. a lot of you have heard this story in person, and can attest to the humor behind it. writing about doesn't do this justice...but it's funny just the same. before work i indulged myself in playing a video game at my local target store (at the demo center). while playing, i hear this angry 10 year old screaming at me. "hey...HEY!!" i looked down and he said, "it's my turn now". to which i replied, "no it isn't". "you have to share"..."not today", i replied. then he hauled off and kicked me right in the shin...hard. i was stunned, speechless. his mother, saw this and NEVER SAID ANYTHING TO ME!!!! i looked her right in the face with my arms out to my side as if to say..."WTF????" as she grabbed her child he went completely limp and started to scream at the top of his lungs..."CALL THE COPS...SOMEBODY HELP ME, PLEASE CALL THE COPS...!!!" at this point everyone in the store is swarming around to see the commotion. this mother was completely embarrassed...and rightly so. we made eye contact, and i laughed out loud and went back to playing my game. i secretly won, and she knew it. and yes...this is a true story.
i love you,
maynard
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