dear diary,
i hate nascar. i despise it. i know living in mooresville, nc doesn't help either, but i hate nascar. i hate the word "hate". i hate how it sounds...it sounds so negative. but i HATE nascar. i know i'm stepping on toes, but i really don't care and for those of you who know me know i don't care. look at tony stewart. he's 5'9" and weighs over 200lbs, and calls himself an "athlete" because he drives a car at high speeds? i would like to see nascar take an overhaul. i would watch it only if i can change the rules. no more tony stewart or jack roush or jeff gordon. i would like to see nascar have mother drivers, and instead of driving a race car, i would like to see them driving a mini van...full of screaming kids ranging from 1 year on up. driving around in circles. i'm sure that the 1st several laps would go great. then the sippy cups would start to go through the kids, and then they'd have to use the bathroom...hence the pit stops. placement in the start up line would be based solely on how fast the mother (not the pit crew) can load a buggy full of groceries in the car WHILE managing to watch all 4 kids that have decided to argue about god knows what. i don't need to see them going at high speeds, i'm perfectly fine with them doing 65 - 85 mph. all i want is a microphone inside the car just to listen to the conversations of "she's touching me" or "stop staring" or "mom, i have to pee...again" or my personal favorite, "eww...vaughn pooped". i would watch nascar if this were how it is.
i love you, and i HATE nascar
maynard
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