dear diary,
i would like focus your attention to a growing (no pun intended) issue facing the state of north carolina. the issue is this...men attaching testicles to their trailer hitches on the back of their trucks. why is this necessary...really? and why is it only on trucks i see this? is it because your truck is awesome? why is your truck awesome? is it because it hauls dirt, and other manly things? i have a kia (as noted in a previous blog, and yes...i still wave) and it hauls groceries. ever try to eat dirt? ever try to eat your groceries? big difference. i don't have testicles on my kia either...it doesn't have little car syndrome. everytime i see this driving around i laugh. i think to myself, is this person trying to make up for his reality lacking testicles? awww...maybe he jumped a fence when he was younger and they accidently got caught in the fence? who knows...who cares? personally, i think they're trying to make up for reality lacking testicles. and i'll say it right to their face too...i swear i will. i will leave you with this one question...is the person driving the testicle truck the dick??? hmm...
i love you,
maynard
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ha! you said dick and testicles! ha funny stuff!!
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