dear diary,
i was watching probably the greatest show ever...seinfeld, and saw a commercial for the upcoming wrestlemania. now, i'm not a fan of wrestling. however, when i was a kid...i was. i turned it on one night to see what it was like here recently, and i couldn't handle it anymore so i changed it. wrestling today is nothing like it once was. i couldn't tell you a name of a wrestler today, but i could tell you who fought who in wrestlemania III which was held at the silverdome in pontiac, mi. names like tito santana, the junkyard dog, brutus "the barber" beefcake. ok, stop there...brutus "the barber" beefcake. how would you like to wrestle someone, get your butt kicked, and then get a hair cut immediately afterwards? well, that's what he did. that was good wrestling. if i were the one that got beat by "the barber", i would have told him to take it off the top, but leave the back alone. i'd eventually turn into jason "the mullet" maynard. what about ravishing rick rude? what's the deal there? he beats you in the ring, and then makes out with some random chick from the audience. again...good wrestling. and what the heck is up the bushwackers? remember those guys? no teeth, and they'd come in throwing their arms around...real scary there. at least hacksaw jim duggan came out with a 2x4 that he'd beat you with. and jake "the snake" roberts had damien, his 24' python that he threw on you after he d.d.t.'d you. and you knew it was coming because he'd give you the finger in the air swirl. the crowd knew too...you could hear them scream. and i know i wasn't the only one that was in love with ms. elizabeth either. what did she see in randy "macho man" savage? was it the name? at least macho man didn't eat the turnbuckles...oh well. it was quality entertainment back in the day.
i love you, and i love you too ms. elizabeth,
"the mullet"
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